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Tout

1. A terrible, nonsense human being who wants nothing but unhappiness for someone or a number of people irrespective of who they are or what they've done.

2. Someone who doesn't like to see good people happy

"Ah I saw that tout yesterday, she's such a nasty person, did you hear what she did to Sarah yesterday?"

by Le Wisdom bearer June 17, 2020


THE D TOUT

The D Tout is the act involving an unattractive fat chick who tries to use an attractive males' inebriation as a vehicle to take advantage of him sexually. This usually doesn't happen when the male is just buzzed, this usually happens when he is blackout drunk.

Person 1 "How was your New Years Eve party? Did ya fuck with any hoes?
Person 2 "Yo, don't even ask. I fuckin woke up buck naked the next morning and there was a girl's pair of jeans next to me that I could have used as a parachute!"
Person 1 "Damn bro. You got The D Tout!"

Person 1 "What you doin tonight playa? Ima go get fuckin hammered at the bar down down the street and try to bring home some bitch.. It's 3 dollar whiskey shots until midnight! You should come on up"
Person 2 " Nah man, I gotta stay home with my girlfriend, she says I go out too much. But hey, don't get too fucked up. You don't wanna bring home some heifer and get The D Tout!"

by Bill Butterfield August 12, 2020


key tout

Various meanings depending on context. Some are; to leave somewhere, to go into town and also to hang around outside a closed key-cutting shop offering to sell keys at extortionate prices to people in dire need of them.

What shall we do today? Key tout?

I believe that man's a Key Tout!

by Dafe July 6, 2003


oublié toute la réalité

oublié toute laalité (phrase) - to have forget all of reality (origin from French)

Don't have had the oublié toute la réalité treatment as senior citizen—instead, get the revolutionary new Alzheimer's disease vaccine!

by herobrine049X January 15, 2023