Tracing the bowl

A game men play while going to the bathroom while standing, the objective being how many times you can draw a circle around the inside of the toilet bowl before ending your stream.

"Damn dude, you were gone a long time... is everything ok?"
"Sorry bro, those last 2 beers ran trough me so quickly that I traced the bowl 9 times"

"Randy, can you explain why there is piss on the bathroom floor again?"
"I told you, Sharon. It's called tracing the bowl and it totally a real thing. You wouldn't understand; you're not a bro"
"I want a divorce."

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back traced it

/a/Back Tracing It is what jesse slaughter's//(aka Kerligirl13)'s father does to the trolls who dun goof'd about his daughter, on this the great internet.
/b/Back Tracing It is something that results in the cyber police erasing the after math of the jesse slaughter shitstorm and wake ensuing thereafter.

"I'm gonna tell you right now, this is from her father;
you bunch of lying, no-good punks, and i know who it's comin' from, because I've Back Traced It."

Original Video- Jesse Slaughter shit talk
youtube dot com backslash watch?v=gfSxbtxjPPY

Perfect Example Video- Jesse Slaughter shitstorm
youtube dot com backslash watch?v=eaUmlwFXdug

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trace armstrong

the biggest man hoe at maconaquah. idk how to because he has the smallest dick in the whole world.i've seen babies with cock bigger than traces pp. im so glad trace hit puberty or sum because he would be getting to look like corey guinan. also trace has dated the biggest hoe more times than i could could (LF)

trace armstrong fucked my bitch with a tiny dick

pop a trace

When you make an okay symbol with your hand to symbolize everything is all good.

Just fell on the floor .. pop a trace

Just pissed myself .. pop a trace

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Trace McSorely

6 time pro bowler. 4 time super bowl champion. The goat of all goats. He throws it on a dime. He’s wearin number 9. The only man never to be sacked, intercepted, or injured cause he’s built different.

Damnnnn, Trace McSorely just threw a dime.

Did you see Trace McSorely start over Lamar?
How is Trace McSorely such a goat?

Skin Trace

Using the tips of your fingers to lightly touch and trace over someone's skin, usually a friend or partner, in order to give them a pleasant experience.

A "Hey could you do that thing with your hand on my back?"
B "What, the skin trace thing?"
A "Yeah that, it always feels so nice."
B "Sure!"
A "You're the best."

traces of death

A series of movies that are like Faces of Death but they're real. Contains footage of real people dying, crazy stunts, animal abuse and autopsy's.

I saw some pig being tortured slowly by a blow-torch on the traces of death video. Worst thing ive seen.

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