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When thousands of low-wage transit workers, most of which have trouble making ends meet, decide to not report to work for weeks or collect a paycheck, often at the inconvenience of millions of others who rely on them.
The New York City transit strike left millions of New York area residents without transportation to work or school.
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Gaydar for trans people
Cis women with pronouns in their email signatures usually have awful transition lens
When you have just gotten off of any type of mass transit but haven't had a chance to wash the germs and poo particles off your hands.
Person 1: *reaching out for a bro shake* "Hey man, it's been a long time! how's it been?"
Person 2: *turning away* "ahhhh sorry but I've got transit hands. Been good though!"
Any sort of breakup or disruption to domestic life, i.e. divorce.
Marital demise.
Since my domestic transition, I have had to get a job to make up what alimony isn't covering.
I am currently undergoing a domestic transition and am looking for a new place to live.
1. If A=B, and B=C, then A=C. Used in Geometry.
2. If Person A hooks up with Person B, and Person B hooks up with person C, person A has hooked up with person C. This property is hated by most high school/college age persons.
3. Definition 2, as a verb. To hook up with someone by the transitive property.
1. Angle XYZ is congruent to angle BAC by the transitive property.
2. I got with Dana yesterday, she got with Joe the day before... Now I've hooked up with Joe by the transitive property... damn.
3. We all unknowingly pulled a massive transitive property by hooking up with Julie.
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When you fail on an epic level and try play it off like a success.
His actions led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people so he screamed “transition to greatness” to distract the simple minded from his crimes.
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1. A flashy "high-speed" transportation project with very questionable feasibility. Often touted to defeat major urban societal problems with a free market approach; usually the schemy brainchild of a billionaire larping as the next Tony Stark.
2. A shady company's revolutionary "next step in transportation" that defeatist techbros, entrepreneurs, and/or verified checkmark accounts swear by, praising that it will inevitably "fix traffic". Often used to kill "woke" infrastructure projects (and pedestrians) that have objectively better transport costs per passenger ratios.
3. The mobility technology thought of as yet another grift that tries to reinvent the wheel with a dumb new technological gimmick, all while ignoring regulations like designing the one emergency stop button on a touchscreen (This will not work when demonstrated at an expo test site).
4. A gimmicky, expensive, and useless mode of transport that appears around your neighborhood and within a year is quietly dismantled due to impending lawsuits and bankruptcy. It's like the status quo remained but with less infrastructure money this year; usually followed up with the local council approving more Techbro Transit since the HOAs are scared of buses and trains.
Poorly animated 3D "Techbro Transit" product video:
SHAFT will position itself in all major cities within 5 years and spread its stream of autonomous high-mobility vehicles on specialized paths that use AI to avoid traffic, soon aiming to build their own ducts underground.
TheEloniteEntrepenuer420: Masterful gambit sir, the future is now thanks to CEO Bambo Thrust. The Cyclists have fallen, billions must try.
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the bus.
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