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Back Alley Brain Transplant

The act of being dragged into a back alley and having your face punched in..... and your brains punched out, figuratively speaking.


Tom: Hey, have you heard all of those kids obsessing about Twilight?

Steve: Yeah, I want to give each and every one of those kids a back alley brain transplant

by I'm_Not_Violent April 04, 2009


Belly Button Lint Transplant

1. When ones belly button lint is removed from their navel cavity and placed into anothers. 2. May be transfer of belly button lint from person who produces excess fluff to someone with inadequate production. 3. A cruel procedure that is often done to an unwilling recipient by restraining their body.

John, "Wow, I have a whole lot of fluff accumulated in there" Bryce, "Harvest that shit for someone in need of a belly button lint transplant!"

by layinlow February 12, 2011


blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

by bctcf666 November 29, 2007


arse-face transplant recipient

A person with a particularly visually unappealing face, such that the accuser has likened it to an arse.

A person that you would assume has had a transplant operation, based on the fact that their face looks like an arse.

Ya arse-face transplant recipient.

by pattopancakes October 06, 2008


Transplantation

It's a plantation of trans people.

Mommy! Mommy! I wanna go to the transplantation and see how trans people are grown!

by Antioxidanti January 23, 2020


Amateur Transplants

The most funnest band I believe exists,founded by Adam Kay and Suman Biswas!

Person 1 ; "Hey man,have you heard of Amateur Transplants?"

Person 2 ; "yes actually! Adam is probably my favourite but Suman is also cool,I really like their song,London Underground"

by Satirist. June 04, 2023


FUE Hair Transplant – The Hair Clinic Ahmet Tosun

Hey there,

Just wanted to share my hair transplant experience, which I barely decided on I have never found it necessary to have a hair trasplant, but I always continued to research. Finally had a hair transplant and sharing my experience for those who are undecided.

How did I decide to have a hair transplant? That is how it started;

Since I live in Turkey due to my job, got a chance to research about hundreds of hair transplant centers in Turkish forums and had the chance to review patient experiences. Most of these centers trasplanted hair to 30-40 patiens a day which I don’t think it’s possible to get a private service with such a circulation and density of people. I finally came across a more boutique hair transplant center that servers a maximum of 2 patients per day. I immediately contacted via whatsapp and Ahmet Tosun’s assistant replied to my questions very quickly and asked me to take photo the 4 sides of my head area in order to make a preliminary assessment. After 25-30 minutes, she said that the donor area of my hair looks suitable for hair trasplantation so she wanted to organize a face to face meeting with the top expert of the hair clinic Ahmet Tosun. We decided on the meeting day and 1 week later, I visited Mr Ahmet and we talked about my hair situation in detail and agreed for the hair transplant surgery.I reached the center at 8 am. The friend working in the front office took me to the room where the operation was to be performed.

FUE Hair Transplant – The Hair Clinic Ahmet Tosun

by CanKolat October 19, 2022