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public transport

Transport in which you can been seen publicly while you are having sex.

We gonna do it public transport style.

by Spoonface January 02, 2009


Transportation Security Administration

Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals

Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others

by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013


Coming out of the Transporter

The acknowledgment of one's secret love for all things Star Trek.

GQMF 1 - I'm finally coming out of the transporter & getting a Trek tattoo!

GQMF 2 - Awesome, sci-five!

by annejmai November 22, 2010


Turd Transport

It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you

"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"

"oh really, sweet"

"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"

by Charles TPIAZ July 11, 2008


Public Transportation Karma

The equilibrium phenomenon that occurs when someone is constantly either late or early for catching their bus/train/subway/metro. On subsequent journeys, there will eventually be a balancing between earliness/lateness. It all evens out in the end.

Damn, I missed my bus by one minute! Well at least the laws of public transportation karma state that I'll get there in the nick of time on another day in order to make up for this

by Mitchelnext March 15, 2011


Electric Whale Transport

Electric whale transports are three or four-wheeled electric carts that people, almost exclusively elderly or morbidly obese, ride around on in stores, malls, or anywhere else that requires walking a distance greater than from the couch to the refrigerator.

I was in a hurry to get out of Target, but some fatty in an electric whale transport was holding up the checkout line.

by Two11two March 12, 2008


vehicular transportation module

any object that may be used to transport a person from point A to point B.

I have gotten a job so i may purchase a vehicular transportation module

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 13, 2004