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A real fuckin nigga, true slime. But if you fuck with him you'll be in some deep shit
Oh shit it's Tristan and his slimes
9👍 3👎
a good friend but when you piss him off to much, he will fucking hate you for the rest of your life. but other then that he is an okay person.
girl 1: fuck you
tristan: imma fucking murder you
6👍 1👎
I very hot cut hot amazing cute handsome cut hot dude that u love
Girl1 : Don't look it's the cute Tristan
Girl2 : Really i have to look he so cute handsome cute hot cute and handsome
Girl1 : I have to look to
5👍 1👎
An absolute mad lad chad that has a huge penis and has no respect for authority.
“Did you see Tristan?” “He’s such a chad”
15👍 7👎
Cock sucking piece of shit that nobody respects. Absolute asshole. Like a Malcolm but worse.
Tommy: Fuck off Tristan.
Tristan: What did I do?
Tommy: You’re a Tristan you cunt.
7👍 3👎
A depressed person that had friends and no longer has friends. Makes suicide jokes even though he wants to commit it.
Kid: Have u met Tristan
Kid2: He’s a loner
25👍 14👎
Tristan is a great friend but does get mad at the games he plays. He can make some good jokes and you are basically unable to get him off his PlayStation or his phone
Say I won a game against him:
Me: So I win then...
Tristan: OH COME ON!
79👍 60👎