Funny Tummy

When you eat McDonald’s and the next morning you have uncontrollable bubble and shit coming out of your stomach.

Hey Ash, I can’t go to our Wednesday breakfast, I had McDonald’s last night and woke up with funny tummy.

tummy-brail

The scar tissue on a woman's stomach that allows a man to determine how many kids she has. The texture is similar to that of a burn victim.

"Dude, check out the tummy-brail on that stripper!"

Bobo tummy

A slight stomach ache or upset stomach, usually used in reference to or by a child.

After eating 3 popsicles and a cupcake, Jimmy had a case of bobo tummy.

Gummi Tummy

1. The gastro-intestinal pain that sometimes ensues when one consumes too many gummis.

2. The fat, wobbly abdomen that sometimes ensues when one consumes too many gummis.

1. "I'm a mad gummi fan. I always have gummis in my trailer. But you can't eat too many because then you get gummi tummy, and that's no good. I can't believe I'm saying this." - Jensen Ackles

2. "Look at that motherfucking gummi tummy. I swear I'm gonna get a fat fetish watching this show."

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tummy fuck

An extremely well-endowed man can "tummy fuck" a girl by penetrating her vagina so deeply he pushes into her cervix. The penis must be abnormally long, and women say that the deep thrust feels like it's in their stomach--thus "tummy fuck."

"Sara likes it when I tummy fuck her with my 8.5".

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Tummy Bank

A pouch to puts ya secret monopoly moneys in.

Michelle: Where'd that $500 go?

Me: In theeeeeeeeeeeee tummy bank tummy bank tummy bank tummy bank tummy bank

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tummy rumblies

n., a side effect of being hungry or craving food, similar to growlies or the munchies. derived from winnie the pooh's phrase, 'there's a rumbly in my tumbly.'

I've got mad tummy rumblies; can you pass me the chips?

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