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This is when you place a funnel in another persons butt and you take a crap in the funnel.. I got tired of shitting on people so I decided to start shitting in them..
This Dick Head was such a punk, so I drugged him, found a funnel and gave him a Nasty Jersey Turnpike..
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Nickname for the turnpike in New Jersey.
Hey let's hop on the Jersey Turnpike and drive to 16W to see the Nets featuring MVP Brian Scalabrine
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(N.) the occurrence of eating fried chicken in a kayak on a main road whilst being ridden reverse cowgirl.
Guy 1: "how'd your date go last night?"
Guy 2: "She was a freak, she took me out to kfc and then gave me a mississippi turnpike."
road kayak freaky reverse cowgirl fried chicken
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When one man with a massive horse-cock of a schlong has his penis penetrated by a man with a micropenis.
Hey Pete, I heard you were signed up for the bi-annual Ecuadorian Turnpike at the local Chucky-Cheese,
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A taliban turnpike is a sex act in which the man puts on a racer's helmet and positions his hands like he's holding a steering wheel. The male proceeds to make car noises and "drives" into the pussy from the side. Later into sex, as the man climaxes, he yells "Allahu Akbar," bringing the 'Taliban' portion of the act.
Barney-"You get any of ol' Wilma last night, Fred?"
Fred-"Of course, Barney, I did the Taliban Turnpike!"
Barney-"I bet she EXPLODED with joy haha"
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A slow driver in the left lane of a highway, a driver that impedes the flow of traffic.
He's only going 60! This is the passing lane! What a tampon! Fucking turnpike tampon!
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1.An overexagerated explanation for why it smells like tuna in your kitchen.(or various other places)
2.A females genital area
3.Fun to say
(not a commenly used word)
"Damn it smelt bad in my kitchen last night but i blamed it on my moms Tuna Turnpike".
"I stuck it in her Tuna Turnpike so hard last night"
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