Tubby Turnt

The level you reach after rolling so hard that boofing weapons grade x pills stops being effective, so you shove them in your urethra and hold it closed till it dissolves, no matter how bad it burns, in an attempt to achieve that "perfect roll" again.

I partied at The Gathering with Charlie Sheen so hard one year I ended up "Tubby Turnt"

Turnt Up

To party and have a good time

Let's get turnt up in Biloxi

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Penis Turnt

When you bang her so damn hard and good she cums so much her legs shake. She can’t walk or think straight.

I banged Rachel so long and hard last night she was penis turnt. She couldn’t walk to the bathroom to wipe up and I ended up having to go make my own sandwich.

Sun turnt

When you're out in the sun all day drinking and get sunburnt and drunk at the same time.

Man we spent all day on the lake yesterday and got sun turnt.

swirly turnt

to be highly intoxicated to the point of no return, the best form of intoxication ever. happy drunk.

ex. 1
kim: julia, your hair is in your cup of captain morgan...
julia: gurrrrrl, i don't care, i'm swirly turnt!

ex. 2
random: "YOU GUYS READY TO BE SIWRLY TURNT?!" *takes 5 shots*

Turnt-table

To be extra turnt

Dude we are too turnt-table.

turnted up

Past tense for turnt up. Because turned up is incorrect. According to dean muckle. He's British.

I turnted up 2hours before my game today...i know the feeling