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Similar to the homosexual act of docking. In inverse turtlenecking the reciever has his whole head shoved in under the foreskin of the giver.
I totally inverse turtlenecked him like five minutes ago! Smegma everywhere!
When having anal sex with a person with an ample amount of butt hair you use maple syrup as lubricant. The rapid thrusting causes the syrup to thicken and stick to shaft and butt hairs upon pulling out you pull the anal pubic hairs with it thus surrounding your penis shaft with a Toronto turtleneck.
Sally’s ass was so hairy she left me with a Toronto turtleneck.
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A stumpy, fat, veiny, uncircumcised penis.
Sammy and Jessy Carter have turtleneck chodes!
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A type of garment worn by either men or women who are particularly prudent or arrogant.
Sally's mom is so uptight, she's always wearing a turtleneck sweater.
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the shit covered tip or head of the penis after dirty (anal) sex.
After pounding Linsay and Lisa in the ass then blowing the jism in their face, Joe had a muddy turtleneck and needed a shower.
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Like an Old King Clancy, except with orange marmalade.
Once this Canadian chick asked me to give her an Old King Clancy... I hear that's like a Sacramento Turtleneck except with syrup. I tossed her.
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Pulling a woman's neckfat up into a style similar to a turtleneck, then fucking her neckfat using philadelphia cream cheese as lube.
I gave that bitch the Philadelphia Turtleneck last night.
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