Another term for masturbation/self pleasure.
“Yeah well I was using the Devil’s typewriter last night.”
A single computer or the internet as a whole when considered by a stupid person.
I saw your car advertised on the typewriter telly.
When attempting a 69 the female lays with her head towards you as you bounce your penis off her forehead making a taping noise.
I gave her the gold old “Tennessee typewriter” while fooling around.
apparently it's the longest word that can be typed on the top row of the keyboard
Did you know that typewriter is special because of it's position on the keyboard?
Spamming the top row and coming out with the longest word made with qwertyuiop (the top row of the keyboard).
Person 1: is that a typewriter?
Person 2: yep, look at this: *spams top row*
Person 1: wow, is that it's name?
Person 2: wait what