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A fucking legend, she is. Greatest postman/women out there. No one can compete with her. Shes simply amazing. She's lives the fat life even though shes a skinny bitch. Can eat double her body weight. Always hungry. If you want to keep her happy, keep her fed. Secretly an Undercover FBI Agent. BUT SHHHHHHHHHHH. DON'T TELL ANYONE.
PERSON 1: eyyyy, look at that peng girl. OOF! She's a specimen.
PERSON 2: DUDE! THATS Umm-Ul-Khair.
Umm-e-habibah is a girl with a heart of gold, she is loving, smart, cute, moody as well and the most beautiful girl. its better for you to not trying to see her bad side because she kicks your ass off. She loves caring people and making people laugh. She is a loyal partner if you get Umm-e-habiba do not ever loose her or you will regret forever.She is the kindest person you will ever see. She is honest and love people who have kind heart and gentle soul. She makes a lot of friends but she takes time to make a close friends.
if she is beautiful, she is Umm-e-Habibah
Oh damn this girl make me laugh a lot , as Umm-e-Habibah do
A School In Abu Dhabi Al Falah, filled with Chamaks, Sluts, Lesbians and Snakes, Basically Fights 24/7, Cheetos and Vimto are a must. You must not enter the school without the cockroach hairstyle, 2 strands of hair in the front and a lower ponytail.
Are you from “Umm Al Arab school“? i knew it from your hairstyle.
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the and and and and um. demnetia town. so edmentia i cry. please hel 308 ndgor alroyro rlane albeqruereq new mexcevo. i am stuck in walt absement.
I saw the and the umm and the hmma nd the uh, this was a hard day.
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what you say when you werent listening to or dont understand or dont know how to answer the question asked OR when the answer is complicated and you dont feel like explaining it or when you have no straight-foward answer.
1) Wife: "Honey, what do you want for dinner?"
Husband: "what? oh, umm...yeah...sure."
2) 6th grader: "Dad, if 3 Xes equal 9 Zs, then how many Xs equal 1 Y?"
Dad: "what? oh, umm...yeah...sure."
3) Girlfriend: "Aren't these shoes just perfect?"
Boyfriend: "what? oh, umm...yeah...sure."
4) Obama supporter: "Did you vote for Obama? Why or why not?"
Mcain supporter: "what? oh, umm...yeah...sure."
5) Gay person: "What is your position on gay marrige?"
Straight person with gay family: "what? oh, umm...yeah...sure."
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