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A symetric pile of poop formed in the shape of a small cabin resting under water at the bottom of a toilet.
Dude! Come check out the underwater log cabin I just built!
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A sexual act involving the woman filling her mouth with beer with her head facing up and having the man tea bag/place his balls in her mouth filled with the beer whilst masturbating.
Boy 1: Yo bro you know Brian?
Boy 2: Yeah why?
Boy 1: He had that bitch Taylor play underwater ping pong with him last night!
Boy 2: Yo his balls probably stink like beer!
The simultaneous act of carefully performing a hand stand while giving analingus.
I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!
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The act of female masturbation in a bath.
Sophie said she was going to have a bath but I think she's going for a bit of underwater basket weaving.
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Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!
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n: an illegal underground sport in which players must weave an entire basket underwater on one breath. If more than one player should manage to finish, the one who has created the most intricate or cleanest basket is kept alive while other contestants are shot. Most players drown in their first match. Some variations occur in EUBW, such as mines, sharks, and harpoons.
Bill: Mrs. Johnson, I'm so sorry about your loss. But how did your son die?
Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.
Bill: God rest his soul.
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hilarious euphemism for masturbation
too much underwater basket weaving makes my wrist hurt
the interweb is a great tool for practicing underwater basket weaving
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