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“did you hear about jenna? she wore a shirt she found in the dumpster”
“oh god. how bad was it”
“it wasn’t bad at all. total unexpected pregnanslay”
When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.
Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.
When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.
Did you here about Steve?
Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.
OR
He thought I was on the pill.
Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
When you are a mild stoner and someone offers you a free toke on unexpected occasions.
I hardly get stoned at all. I only really get stoned when I have an unexpected toke.
As you are about to "bust" in your girl, pull out and proceed to do a jump over her while busting and screaming like an eagle. Warning, landing is crucial to succeed
I did the unexpected eagle on my girl last night, now my back hurts because i didn't manage to stick the landing.
It is when unexpectedly sounds just not fit for statement
It is more classy
He was unexpectably satisfied from his marks.
When you are surprised Coldplay cracks your top 5 artists on Spotify wrapped.
There was unexpected Coldplay in my Spotify listening history in 2023.