Unwanted Monthly Subscription to the Waterfalls of Hell

another code name for periods.

"Oh my god I am literally having the worst cramp of my life right now"
"Is it the unwanted monthly subscription to the waterfalls of hell again?"

the unwanted splash

When you're takin a dump and the toilet splashes your booty hole.

I love it when the unwanted splash happens and butt hole gets splashed with shitty toilet water, especially on public toilets.