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Asses up is a game played in parks, schoolyards or anywhere kids can find a large flat wall to throw a ball against, like the one in Buchmuller Park in Secaucus. The ball of choice is a sponge ball or “spongie,” or even a tennis ball. Basically, you have 2 or more kids throwing the ball against the wall and each person has to catch the ball. If you drop the ball 1 or more times (depending on the rules established), you have to put your ass up against the wall to be beaned by each other person playing the game. Sometimes, the guy throwing the ball can call out someone’s name and that person has to be the one to catch the ball. If you fail to catch the ball, ASSES UP! The game is a lot more fun if you play with fat kids who aren’t quick enough to catch the ball. Plus, their butts make great targets.
Kid 1: We are going down to Buchmuller Park to play Asses Up, are you in?
Kid 2: Be nice when throwing the ball at my butt, Dr. DeAngelis just gave me a shot of penicillin.
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To take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack a sense of sarcasm.
butt hurt a total myra
I was only joking. Why do you have to take it up the ass?
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Having a Facebook profile in which the privacy settings are as strict as they can be. Users cannot search you, see your display picture, send you a message, send you a friend request, view your photos or videos, or see your relationship status, even if it is with one of their friends.
The setting is so private, two users with their profiles set this way cannot even become friends without one temporarily lowering their privacy settings.
"I saw Alex tagged in some photos awhile back. I hadn't talked to her in years, and I was going to add her so we could touch base, but she's private up the ass so I can't even send her a message!"
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To prepare and or raise one’s ass up in position for anal sex.
Ok baby, it’s time to ass up.
She was ass up and ready to go when I walked in the door.
Let me run to the bathroom first so I can ass up. I’m a little dirty down there.
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to take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack an understanding of sarcasm
butt hurta total myra
Dude! I was joking. Why do you have to take it up the ass?
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an adjetive describeing someone who spazes out or is up tight
"girl" STFU AND GIVE ME CHOCOLATE
"me" chaill bitch dou u got a pickle up you ass?
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the more vulgar form of shutup now.
bob:didn't you say you'd pay me back today???
ann:no, i sed tomorrow
bob:liz, didnt ann say she'd pay me back today
liz:umm...yea...she said that to me too
bob:i'ma need your broke ass to pay me back...now ass up.
*note-ass up can also be said as ass the hell up to add more emphasis to the fry or burn that just took place or it can be said as ass the fuck up to add EVEN MORE emphasis and make sed fry or burn even more epic...
just have fun with it
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