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also known as a privacy intrusion, to see how big of a p***y you are. think about the definition versus the pronunciation.
I downloaded a windows update today about a virus that targeted only windows users. Once I downloaded this, i got various error messages saying how scared and afraid i was and how worthless i am to the empire of microsoft, comrade. the virus coudln't possibly be as bad as the updates.
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A whole bunch of useless crud.
Internet Explorer 6 Service Pack 1
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Updating someone about your life of someone updating you about there life.
Sarah “let me give up a quick life update”
Veronica “ok tell me about it”
Sarah “ this year I ...”
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The new Snapchat update is an abomination to humanity, created and installed by 27 year old Evan Speigal. It was brought to the universe Dec 4, 2017 but continues it’s tragic shit storm all the same into 2018.
“Omg Katarina have you seen the new Snapchat update?”
“No what it is”
“It can suck a fat one tbh”
“Really ally is it that bad?”
“Worse than the fury of a thousand suns”
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An unwanted update that adds an unwanted feature and/or takes a working feature and makes it unusable.
Did you get the new TF2 patch?
Yeah, but it was a Facebook Update, all it did was make the flamethrower worthless while adding 20 new hats.
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A update on your own life which no one really wants or reads but you still post on your story. Life updates can vary in length if it’s detailed the writer is either bored or intentionally writes something long to see if someone will actually read their nonsense. Mainly to identity fake friends or to simply see is anyone cares. If it’s short they simply can’t be bothered or they want to share their life story but don’t have much of a life to have a story.
“Life update: I have no friends”
Or “Life update: My dad is letting me buy a goat”
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Consisting of many twitter accounts who stalk 5 homosexuals 24/7, never sleep, and are proud of every single thing they do. They know what's up with those 5 homos before they even know it themselves. Watch out but they have skills. They should replace the FBI. Best update accounts : @1DUpallnightx_ & @1DStalking & @1DWhereAbouts & @1DWorldUpdate :)
" Zayn and Niall are at the gates at the studios, and Niall just dropped a lighter. #Confirmed "
" Our insider just met Harry, he said that he is single. "
" We don't follow back, we have to keep our timeline clear for just updates. "
" Niall is in his apartment, Louis is at the Olympics, Zayn and Louis are not seemed to be spotted anywhere. "
" For the millionth time, we are a 1D Updates accounts we do NOT follow back. "
" Liam was seen in London just 2 minutes ago #Unconfirmed "
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