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windows update

also known as a privacy intrusion, to see how big of a p***y you are. think about the definition versus the pronunciation.

I downloaded a windows update today about a virus that targeted only windows users. Once I downloaded this, i got various error messages saying how scared and afraid i was and how worthless i am to the empire of microsoft, comrade. the virus coudln't possibly be as bad as the updates.

by the_pwner January 29, 2004

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windows update

A whole bunch of useless crud.

Internet Explorer 6 Service Pack 1

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003

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snapchat update

The new Snapchat update is an abomination to humanity, created and installed by 27 year old Evan Speigal. It was brought to the universe Dec 4, 2017 but continues itโ€™s tragic shit storm all the same into 2018.

โ€œOmg Katarina have you seen the new Snapchat update?โ€

โ€œNo what it isโ€
โ€œIt can suck a fat one tbhโ€
โ€œReally ally is it that bad?โ€
โ€œWorse than the fury of a thousand sunsโ€

by Triple threads January 12, 2018

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life update

Updating someone about your life of someone updating you about there life.

Sarah โ€œlet me give up a quick life updateโ€
Veronica โ€œok tell me about itโ€
Sarah โ€œ this year I ...โ€

by Mb0703 March 8, 2018

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Facebook Update

An unwanted update that adds an unwanted feature and/or takes a working feature and makes it unusable.

Did you get the new TF2 patch?
Yeah, but it was a Facebook Update, all it did was make the flamethrower worthless while adding 20 new hats.

by Bjerhjinanikle July 27, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Life update

A update on your own life which no one really wants or reads but you still post on your story. Life updates can vary in length if itโ€™s detailed the writer is either bored or intentionally writes something long to see if someone will actually read their nonsense. Mainly to identity fake friends or to simply see is anyone cares. If itโ€™s short they simply canโ€™t be bothered or they want to share their life story but donโ€™t have much of a life to have a story.

โ€œLife update: I have no friendsโ€
Or โ€œLife update: My dad is letting me buy a goatโ€

by yEeE HAwW April 29, 2020

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1D Updates

Consisting of many twitter accounts who stalk 5 homosexuals 24/7, never sleep, and are proud of every single thing they do. They know what's up with those 5 homos before they even know it themselves. Watch out but they have skills. They should replace the FBI. Best update accounts : @1DUpallnightx_ & @1DStalking & @1DWhereAbouts & @1DWorldUpdate :)

" Zayn and Niall are at the gates at the studios, and Niall just dropped a lighter. #Confirmed "

" Our insider just met Harry, he said that he is single. "

" We don't follow back, we have to keep our timeline clear for just updates. "

" Niall is in his apartment, Louis is at the Olympics, Zayn and Louis are not seemed to be spotted anywhere. "
" For the millionth time, we are a 1D Updates accounts we do NOT follow back. "

" Liam was seen in London just 2 minutes ago #Unconfirmed "

by Niall'sMofo August 7, 2012

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