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A sport in which you run with a fiberglass or carbon fiber pole, and then use it to jump over a bar at high heights. Normally, most pole vaulting chicks are really hot, which is why i pole vault.
Guy 1: Did you see that hot pole vaulter girl?
Guy 2: Yeah mannnnn, I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her!
Guy 1: Rockin'!!!
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A woman's vagina. Could also be a asshole.
Her flesh vault accepted my cock after I put some ky jelly on.
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An area of the brain a male may access when he needs to decrease arousal in order prolong sexual intercourse. The opposing section of the brain to the Wank Bank
Her: Don't stop, don't stop!!
Him: Hang on, I'll just access some pictures of my naked mother from the halt vault."
The main protagonist of Fallout you have to save your vault by finding a water chip
The vault dweller was kicked out his vault for succeeding in getting the water chip
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A sport that I do only because all the girls who do pole vault are super crazy oober hot.
I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her on the mats today.
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A woman saving an image to get off to later. The equivalent to a "spank bank," for a man.
I'm going to save the sex scene from "The Notebook," in my vagina vault.
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A movement in the art of Parkour used to clear obstacles at speed. This involves running at a high speed towards an obstacle and placing one hand on the object, swinging the legs clear and continuing running. This vault is highly effective and can easily be adapted to other vaults such as turn vaults and certain underbar variations.
"Dude! That speed vault was so fluid!"
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