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One of the greatest bands to ever bless the world with their mind blowing music.
Sweet Jane by The Velvet Underground is what I am listening to right now
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When a woman with dentures is giving head, and then decides to take out her dentures and use her gums.
I was getting head from your grandma, and her dentures came out. Her gums felt like a velvet rider.
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My passion muscle took a stroll down the velvet alley, then I fucked her gluteal fold
A certain type of sound that can come from an orchestral bell. (As made Famous by Jhon C. Reiley's character Dewey Cox in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story)
"Make it sound like it did last night, that thing where it sounds like velvet pancakes"
- Dewey Cox
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Using or putting on the "velvet glove" suggests the use of gentle but effective persuasion. The glove is the depiction of the proverbial hand that indicates manipulation or active influence to a desired outcome; it being made of velvet encourages the perception of subtlety and deftness of such influence.
The full definition is opposed to the threatening coercion connotated by the opposite but more well known term "iron fist".
Hitler ran the Nazi machine with an iron fist, whereas leaders of today, in the interest of the press, handle almost all public matters with the velvet glove.
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A catchy, abstract euphemeism for pussy most often used in the porn industry.
"Don't you wanna taste my velvet glory."
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The music of The Velvet Underground is beautiful.
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