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An alcoholic mixed drink created by wayward comic creator Chandra Free. The ingredients of which have not been specified.
The drink is a reference to a "Rusty Venture", which is a supposed specific, vulgar sex act whose definition is constantly in question, and which provides a running joke in the "Operation P.R.O.M." episode of "The Venture Bros.". A television program on Adult Swim, a late night, grown up block of shows on the Cartoon Network.
The hypothetical drink's creation derives from a conversation on the social networking site Twitter that Chandra had with a deranged, yet tragically visionary fan.
This creation mythos is widely accepted among Venture scholars, since during her free time Chandra became heavily involved in the VB community, and captured its hearts when her fan art was featured during infamous Adult Swim bumps. Furthermore, her subsequent graphic novel "The God Machine" features a foreword by Doc Hammer, co-creator of the Venture Bros.
My friends are coming over to watch season 4. I ordered a pizza, I'm practicing my SGT. Hatred voice, and Spookychan is making Rusty Ventures in the kitchen.
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A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.
This is not over until one of us gets a Rusty Venture!
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To masturbate so much your penis gets red raw.
Yesterday I jerked off so much my dick is bleeding. I gave myself a Rusty Venture.
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In Business: A Partnership in which two or more companies (often from different countries) join to undertake a major project
Socially: A blazing session in which two or more people (often from different countries) join to undertake smoking a large joint
Billy calls his friend Huang from China to come hang out in America. When Huang arrives they find themselves face to face with a large quantity of marijuana and rolling paper. Billy rolls a 12g joint while Huang calls Winston from England and Pablo from Puerto Rico. Once everyone arrives they begin a Joint Venture, smoking in Billy's basement until no one can stand up anymore.
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Differs, depending on who you ask, but what is known about 'a rusty venture' is that it is a sex act, usually graphic, & by most peoples' definitions, disgusting. Although, according to one of the foremost experts in sexual conquests,(B. Samson) A Rusty Venture is not by any means an activity to be desired; "A Rusty Venture is just when you jack off enough that the skin on your dick gets raw..." An Action Johnny on the other hand....
Rusty, after being shut down at his boys' prom & washing mutant/fly/hooker/maybe assassins' blood off of his clothes, resigned himself to a night of giving himself a rusty venture in front of his computer...
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To be Venture Brothered is when two males are having intercourse with one female and in the process form a "V" with the index and middle fingers (the peace sign), raise them in the air and connect them together. the move was derived from the television show The venture brothers, in which the two main characters perform this action and exclaim "go team venture". thus making for a hilarious story to share with friends.
Tim and Tom got drunk last night and Venture Brothered some girl!
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In the episode of The Venture Bros. when Dr. Venture throws a prom party for Hank and Dean, it was said that the rusty venture was a sex move. The actual action has not been determined yet.
I just got the best rusty venture at that party last night!
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