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a delicious beverage made with icecream, identical except in name to a milkshake.
Waiter: Can I get you anything to drink?
Thirsty Customer: Yes, I would like a vertical load with sprinkles please.
Waiter: vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?
Thirsty Customer: Chocolate
Waiter: ok, I will be right back with your vertical load
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what most midgets or short people are.
I am vertically challenged.
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Someone who thinks they will grow, but probably won't
Or a Non offensive term for a midget
Jane was walking by a bunch of midgets skateboarding and said
Wow those vertically challenged guys are Awesome!
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Vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. Popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their "sport" without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.
"Sorry I can't come out tonight, I have my vertical gymnastics class"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"
A person who assists or manually stimulates the clitorous in a motion that is similar to scratching a record vertically.
Biffy just gave Jennifer a Vertical DJ and made her squirt.
The resulting foam from a sweaty ass, and not wiping properly.
Dude I gotta go re-wipe, I got a vertical lather building.
When someone is very tall, very skinny, and has a nice body.
Person 1: “Hey have you seen Karl today?” Person 2:“No I have not, who is Karl?”
Person 1: “He is a vertically thick guy from Denmark that plays soccer”.