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Martha's Vineyar is an island,
the island, where everything goes down
the island where bk, max, baby mama kim, baby mama pheobe, baby mama daphne, and papa t all had crazy gig sex
Ramona: wait, are you talking about Martha's Vineyard?
EmmaF: N/A
EmmaL: Ya, where everyone exc
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It really sucks and it is fucking boring there.
I wanna go home to Boston! Martha's Vineyard sucks.
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Martha's Vineyar is an island,
the island, where everything goes down
the island where bk, max, baby mama kim, baby mama pheobe, baby mama daphne, and papa t all had crazy gig sex
Ramona: wait, are you talking about Martha's Vineyard?
EmmaF: N/A
EmmaL: Ya, where everyone except bk talked to kim about astronomy
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A very nice little island off the coast of Massachusetts. Its residents believe that the summer tourists, most of which are quite wealthy and have multimillion-dollar homes there, are stupid and snoobish. Unfortunately, this is not true, as the all year inhabitants are drug abusers and alcoholics.
The Island is well known to be the summer homes of the wealthy and quite a few celebrities, including the Clintons and Actor/Director Spike Lee.
I can't wait to get down to the Vineyard and rub money in those people's faces.
If you don't have a summer home on Martha's Vineyard, you are either a pauper living there or a pauper anywhere else.
"I love to laugh in the faces of the year-round residents who clean my home. I believe I'll go out on the yacht... you, Vineyarder, make yourself useful and bring the cask of Sherry!"
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Rich white friend: Hey, where are you going over the summer?
Rich black friend: My family and I are going to Martha's Vineyard
Rich white friend: What's that??
Rich black friend: It's the black Nantucket you son of a bitch.
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The biggest grape in the vineyard is a person who hears and knows of all gossip going around him/her. He/she knows everything before everyone else does.
Eric , how did you hear that Julie was pregnant? You must be the biggest grape in the vineyard! No one has heard that yet!
when you take a dump on your girlfriends chest and then pat it down with a tennis racket so it looks like a waffle then spray cum over it like whipped cream
i tied that bitch up and gave her a vineyard waffle and left her there
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