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A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one's computer is because they got a virus.
100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.
Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!
Pissed off Girlfriend: You've been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I've been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
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When you can't type. Exposure to BananaGremlin can enable this virus to enter you.
Sorry I cqn't typw, OI hav the sabrona virus.
When a softie/crybaby tries to be a baddie and its cringe.
And also when someone often uses the rolling eyes emoji (🙄)
Person 1: (something a lil offensive)
Emily: Whatever, ugly 🙄
Person 1: EW YOU HAVE EMILY VIRUS
When someone’s fart is So rank it makes you sick (Vomit)
Damn, I got the Aroma Virus cause his fart was so rank I puked.
(noun) 1. the act of food disappearing, internet being leeched, and computers/dsl crashing
2. random screaming may occur, especially while playing f.e.a.r.
3. the act of owning a 3 door car that randomly overheats, often filled with weeks old garbage, especially hot cheetos bags that he claims to not be his
4. the act of delaying a task that is to be done at a givin time.
1.Dang, why did my game crash? I think you got the hung virus
2. Where was that hot dog I had the other day? The hung virus hit ya, I see.
3. Damn this car is messy. Whats with this empty hot cheeto bag?
4. I was going to do some homework yesterday but I didn't.
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Software forced onto the unsuspecting masses to combat Viruses. Usually written by ex-virus writters who needed a steady income.
Differs from viruses in intent, and cost. Viruses are usually free, whereas anti-viruses are not. Anti-virus software also tends to have a flashier interface.
Both software types will severely impact your ability to do anything productive, both will occasionally greet the users with unwanted popups, add web tool bars, provide inaccurate (but sponsered) search results, and keep your local IT shop in business.
"The new server anti-virus installed succesfully on the first try. Unfortunatly we couldn't access anything anymore, but we were protected, and that was the important part.
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