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poonta vista

a location from which vast quantities of poon may be readily viewed

frat boy 1: dude where r u going for spring break?
frat boy 2: duh, poonta vista. how bout u?

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009

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Rio Vista

A ridiculous small town in the middle of now where on highway 12 between Lodi and Fairfield Ca. With a population of about 10 Rio Vista literally has only one grocery store and 2 fast food places. But its ok because one place is 2 in one. A black hole you can never leave.

I knew somebody that lived in Rio Vista once. They never knew how to socailize in the real world again.

by hislilangel89 March 22, 2011

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isla vista

A town in NW Santa Barbara, adjacent to UCSB, where college students go buck wild.

I am going to Isla Vista so that I can get wasted, find a bitch on DP, and get layed. I'll wake up the next morning with a STD.

by Will April 14, 2005

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windows vista

Microsoft's newest Operating System, the successor to windows XP. Windows Vista takes all the worst features of Windows XP, and makes them worse, moves them around to new, hard to find locations, and adds a ton of new features. Some of these new features are:

*Explorer windows that regularly freeze up
*A proprietary web browser, Internet Explorer 7, that comes packaged with the system and cannot be uninstalled or deleted.
*400+ MB RAM usage right off the bat.
*Built-in DRM to restrict a users ability to do most anything.
*UAC (User Account Control), a wonderful feature that questions the intelligence of its users by asking if they're sure they want to do what they're trying to do, then double-checking that they didn't accidentally press "Yes" when they meant "No."
*Shadow-copy, and other similar hidden processes, that keep hidden backups of your data files to ensure that your privacy is always compromised.
*Little backwards-compatibility.
*New versions of old familiar tools that remove all those pesky progress displays and status indicators, so you have no idea whether the program is actually doing anything or not (because that's none of your business). For example, the new checkdisk and defrag.
*A complete new set of security holes for virusus, adware, trojans, etc to exploit.
*The new "aero" interface, which is incompatible with almost everything non-Microsoft.

Windows Vista is also known as Microsoft's latest attempt to create a product worse than windows ME.

Bob: "Fucking Windows Vista!"
Joe: "That's like the 10th time you've said that in the last hour!"

by Mister Squishy October 24, 2007

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Monta Vista

Land of Only Asians. There maybe 2 to 0 blacks.

See Chinatown

The asian child went to Monta Vista

by MontaVista January 26, 2005

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monta vista

a special place where there are plenty of chiggers and wiggers but no plain niggers.

i went to watch a basketball game at monta vista and the whole team was asian instead of black.

by montavistan January 30, 2005

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Park Vista

Park Vista is a high school in Lake worth, Florida. AKA a force within that wants to fuck up everything.

I was on track to go to FSU, but park vista came into the picture, and now i'm lucky to be going to PBSC for two years.

by Rlvers January 17, 2011

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