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Essential accessory for fat-fingered people, enabling them to operate the numeric keypad of a phone.
Recorded voice: "Sorry, but the fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a dialling wand, please mash the keypad repeatedly after the tone." *BEEP*
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Search the person of for metallic objects using a handheld metal detector, particularly in a public place and when the subject does not have any reasonable alternative.
My belt buckle set off their gate, so the security nazis wand raped me in full view of everyone.
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Penis. And since the piece of shit web site makes me have at least 3 words and 20 letters i had to write this... blah.
I have the largest damn fuck wand.
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A phalic wand that is used by baristas to steam milk. Stroking it sensually will leave it clean for the next use. The combination of rubbing it vigorously and turning it on will cause milk to ejaculate from the nozzle, leaving a hot, creamy mess.
Barista 1: Hey, did you clean the steam wand?
Barista 2: Yeah, I rubbed it clean
Male sexual organ, used for penetrating ladies 30 years old or older that had offspring. Possess Magical powers with MILF's to make them do abnormal activities.
I was in da club an Bitches were all up on me. This one hoa made my MILF Wand start to rise.
I best friends Mom can't get enough of my MILF Wand, it's like her heroin but I'm not complaining.
Last night at the club we did karaoke with this soccer mom convention, then took one home to sing in to my MILF Wand all night.
the act of fisting someone with a wand in hand, usually resulting in large amounts of pain yet pleasure at the same time.
Oh Harry that wand fisting you gave me last night was magical.
If you don't shut up ill wand fist the shit out of you!
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The single most bad ass weapon ever created.
Easily beats out a lightsaber, troll sword and Federation Pistol combined.
Bill: so, how bad ass is this new Lightsaber I got for Christmas?
Me: pretty awesome.
Bill: what did you get?
Me: the greatest fucking weapon ever created.
Bill: what's that?
Me: Elder Wand.
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