War

Something made up to divide territory, but than a bunch of stupid assholes decided it would be a good way to kill people for reason. Something parents use to twist their childrens point of view to match theirs, also journalists, news reporters, ect use it to twist opinions.

In the civil war, after battles journalists literally went out to the battle fields to find dead bodies and position them to make it look like the other side tortured them.

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war

Large Scale Military action, either within a nation itself or with one or more other nations. Usually defined as either justifiable and un-justifiable. Considered a necessary evil and maybe even a honorable endeavor

"My History professor said war is just diplomacy carried to the next level"

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war

There are two types of war:

1) Normal style war: Something noone pays attention to.
2) American style war: Something that causes the whole world to make it a habit to watch CNN/NBC/Sky News/etc. for hours every day and talk to their friends about what new goodies America has at her disposal.

1) Bob: "Heard of the war going on in *insert some unknown 3rd world country*?"
Joe: "Nope, who gives a shit"
2) Bob: "I heard America are gonna start the war tonight!!!"
Joe: "Kewl, the last two wars were fun but were a little short, I heard they got this new bomb that causes FUBAR to a larger area than that MOAB, that should be fun to watch"

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war

A byproduct of the arts of peace.

We are a nation at war.

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war

A thing that is always the same

"And war, war never changes."

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war in

synonym for peace out

that's it, im outta here, war in

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War

The occasion where a bunch of politicians in the U.N. argue eternally while perversely anticipating the opportunity to bomb the living shit out of each other with thousands of nuclear warheads

With the way the situation is developing between Burgerland and Cuck Island, it is quite plausible that this could lead to war!