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peeing in your wetsuit while out in the surf to provide warmth.
It was 10*C in the water, but the surf was great, so I did a wetty warmer and stayed out another 1/2 hour
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A womans chin used for resting a mans scrotum while recieving oral pleasure
Mind if I come over and use your sack warmer for a couple of hours?
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When a girl decides that she is now 'serious' about dancing because she takes one hiphop class once a week and therefore has to get geared out. Cue sweatpants oversized teeshirts with the neckline cut out 'proffesional' dance shoes and of course leg warmers. And of course wear them to school so everyone knows just how much 'dancing is your life' even though no one cares or can see them.
I can't be a proper dancer without leg warmers look at flashdance
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When you take you're unsurmised foreskin and stretch it around your body, like a turtle neck keeping you warm in the winter
damn bro it's getting chilly, I'm about to use my foreskin warmer
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It was so cold, I was sure glad I was wearing a junk warmer.
Its a heater..................for your peter. #willywarmer
Guy1: damn my willy's cold.
Guy2: THEN YOU NEED A WILLY WARMER!!!
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