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Verb: the act of story fabrication based on little to no facts, yet espoused and exploited by the liberal media as truth to push a political agenda.
No one listens to NBC anymore because they have been liberal washing their stories so long that people know they're fake.
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Washing only the most inimate portions of the anatomy in the hand basin, as opposed to a shower or full bath. Name derived from the british tradition of avoidaing becoming cold by fully declothing and getting wet in a cold climate. Also a time saving measure.
I was running late for work so I had a pommie wash and splashed on a bit more aftershave.
Masturbating with silicone lube. Feels awesome but requires soapy water as part of cleanup.
He's going to get caught on one of those bathroom runs after a Wax and Wash.
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The gangsta way of saying George Washington.
Benjamin Franklin: G Wash. What the fuck up.
George Washington: Aww shit... It's the motherfucking Franklin. Come hit this shit, nigger.
Benjamin Franklin: (exhaling) Get money, fuck bitches, smoke trees.
George Washington: (exhaling) Wisdom.
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When someone dressed as Spock knocks you out, takes you to his "spaceship", or his bedroom, and unloads unhealthy amounts of semen into your mouth and other holes.
"Oh my god some creep at comic-con gave me the spock wash!"
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A person who was once great at something is a now a shell of his/herself.
Man Tracy McGrady was so good 10 years ago, now he is all washed up.
Jerry Stackhouse was such a great player. To bad he's just an old washed up fringe player now.
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The wash of shame refers to a situation in which a person must repeatedly wash and scrub their face, hands, fingers, genitals or any other body part or oriface used during sexual activity with someone that is dirty, nasty, unkept and just has raunchy smelling privates. The smell may be filthy body odor, smegma, or caused by infection. The wash of shame often occurs the morning after a night out at a bar, nightclub, or party. People undertaking the wash of shame have spent time with a sexual partner on a one-night stand, an office party fling, a parking lot quickie, a hotel romp or other sexual activity that rendered one or more body parts reeking of rancid odor akin to ground fish with onions, sour sausage with ripe cheese or just plain sour ass. The wash of shame is most noted by the fact that it often takes multiple washes and scrubs to minimize and reduce the presence of the stank and causes repeated feelings of remorse and regret.
Justin hung out wth his co-worker Jane after the office holiday party. After drinking more at a local bar, they went to Justin's car where he gave her a quick finger bang. The smell of dirty hot ass filled the car along with the sound of stirring mac n cheese as he fingered her love box. Justin spent the rest of the night at home doing the wash of shame. It took a gallon of bleach to clean the smell from his fingers and the feelings of regret caused pre-Monday return to work anxiety.
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