Dirty Washing Machine

This is the act of placing one's penis into the female's anal cavity and then proceeding to take your penis (which is then covered in the female's feces) out of the female's anus and then placing it into her mouth and giving it a cheeky twirl.

Boy: "Yo bitch, you want dat dirty washing machine don't ya?"
Girl: "Oh hell yeah you dirty cunt"

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washing machine dick

When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once

I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!

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Gorilla in the washing machine.

cunnilingus: oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris

My favorite euphemism for cunnilingus is 'gorilla in the washing machine.'

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Building a washing machine

Smoking weed or a joint

Look over there! Those hooligans are building a washing machine

Serbian Washing Machine

When you hire a Serbian prostitute and when you start fucking her start spinning her around at and extremely rapid pace in a motion like a washing machine.

Come her blyat I'mma make you a fucking Serbian washing machine.

washing machine fail

when a washing machine self destructs while spinning

Are you doing washing machine fail?

Human Washing Machine

A man who makes weird noises believing in fact, he is a human washing machine.

Is that a human washing machine in your house Dan?
Nah.
Don't lie to me Dan.