weak hands

People who can't stand the tension and sell their crypto holdings for a cheap U$D price (the ultimate shitcoin) when it's going down, actually making it even lower . When it's rebounding, they got cut. Strong hands hodl their crypto for life.

- Don't panic, only weak hands selling right now. BTFD!!!

I'm weak!

An expression from Virginia Beach, VA that means the person is entertained, amused or hysterical. Origin could be from the fact that when you laugh so hard your knees and/or body becomes weak. (ALSO "I'm so weak" or "I was so weak")

Katt Williams had me so weak after that weed joke.

That kid is so funny, I'm weak!

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weak nigga

Niggas who talk big and act tough but can't even bench the bar. They consistently lose in fights and continuously take Ls.

Meek Mill is a weak nigga.

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Weak dog.

A word used to describe a person/animal who is of unfavourable disposition and who's actions are of the 'weak' nature. It can also be someone who exhibits various forms of failure or 'gaycuntness'.

The unfourtunate creature, who has been cursed(against their will) with the woeful title of 'weak dog' will inevitably battle/struggle/fail at anything and everything they attempt in life.

Most 'weak dogs' have accepted that they are the lowest beings on the food chain and have ackwoledged that they will never be respected or valued in any way shape or form.

Person 1: your a fucking ''Weak dog.''
Person 2: true

weak satchels

hurtin bags of bud
under a .7 for $20

homie 1 :"yo that shit mickey gave us was like a half a gram"
homie 2 : "yeh bro he got such weak satchels"

weak nut

When a male ejaculates with no force. Semen only dribbles out of the penis.

1. "Yeah, I came but it was a weak nut."

2. "She gave such bad blow jobs, I could only muster a weak nut."

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Weak Mike

A male in early adulthood who exhibits any the following effeminate behaviors: drinks Zima, watches the Lifetime channel, whines about how mean people are or how cruel the world is, drinks low-fat milk, and gossips about others.

Origin: This definition was inspired by a kid named Mike who once lived in Newbrunswick, NJ while attending Rutgers. He soon realized he was too soft to live in Jersey and subsequently moved to San Francisco, CA

David: Hey Matt! Quit drinking that damn Zima, you Weak Mike. Drink a beer like a real man.

Matt: You're so mean.

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