Well

A hole in the ground with water. Usually surrounded by a cylinder of bricks. Has a bucket on a pulley system that descends into the hole to collect the water.

Hym "Well... Then come hold me accountable, hotness! Actually, you can come hold me in any capacity... Prisoner in your basement. Anything goes!"

Iam "Really?"

Hym "What!? It's obvious they want to talk about it! Jesus Christ! They're worse than my mother with this shit! If you have a problem, come talk to me, directly, about the thing I did. Don't be vague or indirect or ask me loaded questions. Tell me what you want to talk about and actually want an open dialogue. Shit! It's ridiculous! They clearly missed the point of the Viking on a bridge story."

Well

What many Irish male teens use instead of any other greeting, usually used with someone they know.

"Well {name}. Any bures?"

well in

Used as an expression of success or celebration (mostly in the UK)

*person's football team wins*
Person: WELL IN!

Wells

1. Marijuana (noun)

2. The act of getting high off of marijuana (verb)

3. Describing some good shit (adj)

1. Do u got any wells? I dont wanna feel my face!

2. Bro Lets go wells then listen to Dark Side of the Moon
3. Dude this is fucking wells! I just wanna jump in warm feathers right now!

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be well

Sounds like a kind remark, mystical in tone, but intends to be dismissive, since the speaker doesn't really care if you live or die.

"Be well, Bob."

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wellness

The general state of well-being, generally associated with the presence of human emotions possessing generally happy, optomistic qualities. Wellness can be found often in those that are morally straight, giving, rich, and other people who can be assumed due to the previous description.

One might wonder, "How are the rich assocated with wellness?" Well, to answer your question which would most likely not be asked in so many words, it was a joke intended to be put down here in the italics text which it seems you are reading currently, the idea being to make the reader laugh, although it seems this attempt has failed miserably.

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well

If you remember the 80s, it was a warning that President Ronald Reagan was going to say something.

The bombing will begin in five minutes.

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