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When someone says something completely irrelevant.
Jo: Gas in Mexico is $1.70 per gallon.
BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)
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"What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" is an expression which denotes that what the other person just said is completely unrelated to the original topic.
Person A: President Bush is the best president EVER!
Person B: No, he's not! He's the worst president!
Person A: Why do you say that?
Person B: Umm, I just bought a guitar.
Person A: Well, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
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Best ... Arnie ... Line ... EVER!
"WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?" - Arnold Schwarzenneger
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Hi this is for my friend if your not her leave
Hey Farrah I think Otto likes you not as a friend
What does it mean if someone pulls your shirt
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It means a lot of things. For example;
1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.
High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?
My ass: A lot of things. Why?
High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.
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when a girl asks for one of your rings it means she’s claiming you as hers. By having one of your rings she has proof of you being hers.
Can i have one of your rings?
yeah sure but why?
no reason
What does it mean when a girl asks for one of your rings?
Idiot: what the dog doin?
Chad: What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?