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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Its when you have one eye open when you are sleepin. One eyeeeeeee
one eye open when i am sleepin, one eyeeeeee
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Catchy tune created by Late Night with Conan O'Brien host Conan O'Brien. Usually follows an insanely wrong joke (ie Star Jones, Ruben Studdard, or Clay Aikien)
The song has no other words but "I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die" accompanied by the rhythmic clapping of himself and the audience. Sometimes it is followed up by humming in that rhythm.
Usually when you are just about to get into it, he cuts the audience off and reprimands them for clapping along with it. In the end it's insanely hilarious in the classic O'Brien fashion.
Here's the whitest man on teleivion with
I'm-a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die.
I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
said I'm gonna go to hell when i die. x17390
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The introduction to a morning-after speech dismissing a hoe popularized by Nate Dogg through his lyrics in popular G-Funk songs "XXXplosive" and "Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)"
When I met you last night baby
before you opened up your gap
I had respect for you lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Cuz IIIIIIIII have nevERRRRRRR met a giRLLLLLLLLL
ThaaATTTT I looOVVVED in the whole wide WorLDDD
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the process of eating booty and getting fool from it
guy: bro im hungry
me: when I eat that booty I FEED MYSELF
guy:yo good idea
Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon
urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf
Me when I purposely spread misinformation on the internet
Me when I purposely spread misinformation on the internet
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