The chuckling, shouting mound on the left hand side of the screen during “The View”
“BRUH! whoopi the hutt flooping on the screen.
“SHUT THE FUCK UP WHOOPI!”
disposable bladder control undergarments, most recently those under the brand name "Poise" as seen in commercials featuring Whoopi Goldberg.
As in "Whoops, I just peed in my whoopi pants" Thank goodness for "Depends."
A woman who is not that attractive but is able to hold a man under the assumption that she is great in bed.
Dude 1:I still can't understand how men find Lady GaGa good looking.
Dude 2:But she has a lot of guys who would do her.
Dude 1: I know. She must got that Whoopi shit.
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(verb) (\ˈgōl(d)-ˌbərg-d\)
Also known as: Goldberg'd, Goldberged, Goldberging
Derived from the viral video in which Bill O'Rielly's conservative opinion drives Whoopi Goldberg into a nonsensical frenzy and she walks off "The View".
To become so flustered, confused, speechless, and enraged over a specific topic of discussion or event, that one literally storms out of the room in an indignant and wrathful cloud of smoke and fire. See rage quit.
1. When his public policy class began discussing gay marriage and its benefits in society, he Whoopi Goldberg'd his way right out the door.
2. "I can't this shit anymore... I'm Goldberging it."
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exclaiming the famous actresses name while jizzing after being jacked off with chocolate syrup, preferably nestle chocolate syrup hardening shell brand.
R: did you hear about Adam the other day?
Example:
J: what about Adam?
R: he whoopi goldberged Becca right in front of an audience.
J: Oh yeah i was there.
Example:
Timothy was about to whoopi goldberg Gertrude but he didnt make it in time and the chocolate shell hardened.
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a vulgar name for the vulva, alluding to its similarity to a whoopie pie cake turned on its side.
Refers only to pretty vulvas - others resemble less visually appealing foodstuffs, such as clams, burgers or sloppy joes.
My new chick Lynsey has a real pretty pussy, like a whoopie pie - my ex's looked more like a fuckin' kebab...
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