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A phrase used amongst a group of men (friends to be exact) while agreeing that they'd "hit it". Typically used while the opposite sex is in close proximity as an effort to be discreet.
Ted- "Damn... You see that chick over there at Forever 21?!?"
Tyrone- "Shiiiiit... Why not!"
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A phrase used in the same context as for what and elicits responses like WTF did you say from anyone educated in the American Educational sysetm
American: Can you hand me that?
illegal: For why?
American: What the fuck did you say?
Illegal: For why?
American: oh. ok. I thought so.
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There are no answers to why questions. So don't bother asking them, there will just be a never-ending onslaught of questions, somewhat similar to asking someone to count to the highest number.
Kid: Why did you ride your bike?
Sister: Because I don't have a car.
Kid: Why don't you have a car?
Sister: Because I can't afford one
Kid: Why can't you afford one?
Sister: Because I don't have a job.
Kid: Why don't you have a job?
Sister: Because I spend all my time smoking crack.
Kid: Why do you smoke crack?
Sister: .....
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What Nancy Kerrigan said way to much.
Nancy (weeping): Why?...Why? Why?...Why? Whywhy? Why?
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The act of a comeback to "why not" often used in a smart ass way to be funny and shut someone up from asking why.
Person 1: I'm sick.
Person 2: why?
Person 1: Why not?
Person 3: Why not not!
Person 1: .....what?
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because your parents didn't have enough money to pay for an abortion.
Mum, why is that man next to you in that picture with a baby in his hands?