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WIZ TEST
A medical procedure where they analyze urine for evidence of drug use.
British MORONICs for a drug "TEST": It's not wiz "TEST" you fucking brit-morons. NOTE: You notice they say drug"TEST" then turn around say it isn't a "TEST". It is supposedly a prep quiz for the real "TEST"? No one gets a quiz before the real test, idiots.
I gotta take a "wiz TEST" for my P.O.
I know I'll fail cuz I done smoked major weed bro.
I lost my job because I "TESTED" positive for marijuanna on my wiz quiz.
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A very terrible rapper on youtube under the name "3kdaug". He mostly makes remixes of others songs. He is not very original and has no talent.
Dude, your freestyle was whack, but you're better than Wiz Kalinke
1. A mutual act of tenderness in which one fills a partners rectum with Cheez Whiz for lubrication and then fucks them in the ass. This is followed by the tasty Cheez being sucked or licked off the lucky cock. This is often followed up with a Salisbury Spritz.
2. "Old Salisburian Style" Wiz Dog is similar except that one uses a pastry bag to increase the volume and depth of Cheez Whiz in the recipient's ass and one finishes with a pearl necklace that is summarily licked clean.
"Hey, John, how was your date?"
"Man! That girl is a freak! Not only does she like it in the ass, she let me give her a Wiz dog."
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WIZ KID:
1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool
2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!
3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!
4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).
5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!
"DJ Wiz sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his Hornby train set and making up bullshit stories whilst covered in dog fleas and nursing bruises from the last beating his fat pikey dad gave him, and he still has the nerve to call himself a wiz kid"
"Wiz Kaliflower can't sing so he spitts in an attempt to rap"
DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.
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A person, usually a nerd, who keeps his piss in a jar in his freezer and sells it to althelets when drug testing comes along. Wiz tenders generally have never gotten a buzz in their life.
Stoner: Shit man, I have to get tested today. I got wasted a few hours ago!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Why not just go to the wiz-tender. He'll selling for $10 a cup.
Stoner: Great idea! Thank you my resourceful stoner friend!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Anytime.
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To take a piss on the side of a wall during a party while puffing on a joint.
Hold my drink bitch, i gotta take a Wiz Khalifa right quick.
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short for wizard commonly know as the smart ass of the group..always has to have a comment or remark on EVERYTHING..answers EVERY question someone asks..and ALWAYS trys to get their way..annoying..only child..selfish and spoiled
its gunna be 60 degrees today" wizard- "no its gunna be 62
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