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The postmodern equivalent of "finding Jesus" where you're constantly jealous of how hard life is fucking other people in the ass, but not you.
"The fact that you didn't just assume Madison's gender just now, proves how totes woke you are! I'm so proud of you! In a gender non-binary way, of course...!"
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racist, classist, and ignorant; sleep
The oligarchs' fake news media went woke.
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The word "Woke" has a very broad definition that is very hard to define. In conservative/right-wing terms, it approximately means "putting politics or sexual education where it shouldn't be." Though it is more often than not used as an umbrella term for anyone who disagrees with them.
Not to be confused with "Awake," which means "aware of what is happening in the world."
See also: "Go Woke, Go Broke," a short rhyme also used by conservatives to describe how a company's profits seem to nosedive when it becomes "woke"." Surprisingly, it's not far from the truth.
Disney has lost more than $40 billion since they went woke. Parents around the world have furiously stood up against them, and many more have vowed to never visit a Disneyland resort ever again in their life.
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"Being completely deranged, hysterical and seeing racism/oppression in virtually everything."
--Paul Joseph Watson
Mathematics be racist. White milk, too. Get woke, yo!
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Being "Woke" is what happens when instead of taking one blue pill, you down the entire bottle.
"I'm sure glad I attended that college seminar on crypto-genderism, now I'm really woke."
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