one eye that looks totally different from the other, especially in photographs of celebutards.
"in every picture i've ever seen of paris hilton, it looks like her wonky eye is trying to eat her face."
126π 29π
The epitome of cool and/or extreme.
"Kim Jong-un's fashion sense is wonky-dong."
Connecting with friends while on drugs. Everyone is on the same wavelength and building upon everyone's energy and ideas.
Saturday night at darling reunion we were doing the wonky jive; roaming around building off words and rhymes while singing songs and being high.
The oposite of straight edge.
"dude im straight edge"
"oh really, well uh im wonky edge"
20π 3π
When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.
I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey
22π 5π
another word for lean; sprite with cough syrup
jeff- βwe should make some wonky slushβ π
wonky is another word for horny. willy winky is different doe. willy wonky is more than horny. itβs madd horny, hella horny. itβs already used in shows. minus well make it a real word.
boy 1β’ βare you wonky?β
boy 2β’ βWILLY WONKY!β π«