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wooden horse

Thing that bladee (god) said in the interview

yeah they're made in Dalarna ehhhh hast, wooden horse, small wooden horse, so you can put in your window and stuff like that

by Spicy_noodles April 28, 2019


Wooden Ninja

A great content creator who specializes in ninja defusing and trolling

Did you see Wooden Ninja posted a new video?

by TheBoyDubbus January 15, 2022


wooden stool

The act of waking up to your dad and/or brothers morning wood.

Sally woke up to case of wooden stool

by Wooden stool May 11, 2015


Wooden-ear

When you have to repeat something several times and the person still doesnโ€™t understand/hear what you said.

I told you 5 times that I was going to the game tonight, you wooden-ear

by Sevobuck August 20, 2018


wooden poodle

A raging boner complimented with a perfect dome of pubic hair, preferably as thick and curly as possible.

I was going to go down on the dude, but then DAMN he decided to take his wooden poodle for a walk

by Papa the Show Stoppa April 13, 2010


Wooden Anus

A delicous Swedish pastry, with a history of being baked for charitable events.

- Niclas offered to bake a wooden anus for "The Voice" bake-sale.
- Wow! This sure is a tasty wooden anus! So flaky and yet still moist and falvor-full.

by madderhat October 9, 2008

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Wooden Puddin'

Sperm; aka jizz, baby batter, man yogurt

Tina played with my love log until she got her reward; a mouth full o' wooden puddin'.

by Foon J Cracker December 30, 2010

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