cursive writing

Writings that are more beautiful than regular writing, only the most talented can do this writing (probably)

𝓃ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇 ℊℴ𝓃𝓃𝒶 ℊ𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓊𝓅, 𝓃ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇 ℊℴ𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝓁ℯ𝓉 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒹ℴ𝓌𝓃, 𝓃ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇 ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇 𝒶 𝓅ℯ𝓇𝓈ℴ𝓃 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒹ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁ℯ𝒹 𝒸𝓊𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝒷ℊ (cursive writing)

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Anime writing

Writing in a novel, story, poem that is clearly inspired by anime. Typically used as an insult towards bad writing.

"Hey guys, I've got an idea for a story. It's about this guy who goes on a journey in another world that he gets transported to. Oh, and he has a harem of hot girls around him for support."

"Trash anime writing gtfo."

writing stick

A pencil.

magic writing stick

Bob: Hey dude can I borrow your writing stick?

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Write off

A phrase initiated by the esteemed Karl Rove to represent anything, and anyone that is cheaper to replace than repair. In other words, anything that is, or anyone who does something irrefutably stupid, annoying, or out of place.

-"Oh Shit! Anyone want to go to the Gallery?"
-"The Gallery's a write off"

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Write Wood

To get someone worked up about something that will never happen.

Preface: The party host doesn't know any girls.

Dialogue:
Party Host: We're having a party at the condo. There are going to be a lot of girls there.

Friend: Don't "write wood"! We know it's going to be all dudes.

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write off

when something has gone completely wrong

last night was a write off

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write a call

(FINANCE) create a call option that allows the future owner to buy a set number of shares of an underlying stock at a fixed strike price. May also be for traded items other than stock. The writer of a call option is both the counterparty and the originator of the derivative.
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A call option is a product that allows an investor to take a long position on a stock without actually owning it; if the underlying stock rises in value, the call option rises a lot more. The increased potential windfall is offset by the much greater likelihood that the investor will lose the entire initial investment.

The writer of the option is presumed to own the thing offered for sale; if the price of the underlying stock rises above the strike price, then the owner of the option will presumably exercise it and pocket the profit. Thus, there is a risk to the writer of the option that all of the profits from owning the stock will go to the buyer of the option. This risk is offset by the fees the writer charges for the option.

In some cases, a speculator may write an option for shares of stock that she does not own. This is particularly risky, since the price of the underlying stock could rise above the strike price, forcing the writer to buy the shares at a high price in order to sell them at a low price.

ANNA: See, here we can see management has totally screwed up. The share price is going to fall, so we should write a call.

BILL: But we don't own any shares of their stock!

ANNA: Yes, I pity the fool who buys our options!

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