ya mum

A really lame comeback, for people who can't think of a decent one in time. Was very popular for a time, but now has died down. These comebacks are related to the "Yo Mama" jokes which are just as bad.

Person 1 - Go fuck yourself.
Person 2 - Ya mum...ummm...yeah! Ya mum fucks herself, hahaha wasn't that awesome guys, Burn Person 1!

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ya mum

The corner worker that guy slept with last night ;)

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ya mum

Just a common insult, over used, over rated.(british version)

Ya mum

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ya mum

A hilarious insult that me and my friends say constantly, people say that there is no come back but there is.

timmy-u stink
me-ya mum stinks
timmy-ya mums dad stinks
me-ya mums dads family stinks
timmy-ya mums dads familys face stinks
me-your mums dads familys faces mum stinks

and so on

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ya mum

where my dick lives

also where all my friends dicks live

'Dude, Where were you last night?'
'Ya Mum!'

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ya mum

gay bastard on a bridge

Ya mum

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ya mum

you mum is gay

"Your Mum Is Gay"

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