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I phrase most people use the roast bitches
"Yo momma so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant."
Used when some angry person has no other insults. It is used to describe your Mom in an insulting way
Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is the equator!
Jeremy: Hey dude wanna hear a fun fact?
Mike: Yeah dude
Jeremy: YO MOMMA GAY
Mike: Nig--
An awsome insult thats used WAAAAAAY too much...also my friend taught me how the best way to use it is!
Guy1:your and idiot
guy2:yo MOMMA
guy1:IS MY HO
guy2:Shit...
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Flock like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, I fucked YO MOMMA now it hurts when I pee!
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An expression used when you see someone doing something so stupid that you can't believe their momma never taught them better.
Bob: Why is Max still trying to wear that grade school tee ball jersey? When he zips it up it looks like he's wearing a man girdle.
Greg: Damn Max, where yo momma at?
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Jokes that are commonly used to dis both the victim of the joke and his/her momma such as Yo Momma's so fat, stupid, ugly, poor...and so on.
If watching your friends make them up isn't enough, there is a show on MTV called "Yo Yomma" where the best jokes win.
Here are examples of some classic yo momma jokes.
Yo Momma's so fat she saw a bus go bye and shouted, "stop that twinkie!"
Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Momma's so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, "Where did the heat go?"
Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.
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