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I phrase most people use the roast bitches
"Yo momma so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant."
Jeremy: Hey dude wanna hear a fun fact?
Mike: Yeah dude
Jeremy: YO MOMMA GAY
Mike: Nig--
An awsome insult thats used WAAAAAAY too much...also my friend taught me how the best way to use it is!
Guy1:your and idiot
guy2:yo MOMMA
guy1:IS MY HO
guy2:Shit...
Flock like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, I fucked YO MOMMA now it hurts when I pee!
An expression used when you see someone doing something so stupid that you can't believe their momma never taught them better.
Bob: Why is Max still trying to wear that grade school tee ball jersey? When he zips it up it looks like he's wearing a man girdle.
Greg: Damn Max, where yo momma at?
Jokes that are commonly used to dis both the victim of the joke and his/her momma such as Yo Momma's so fat, stupid, ugly, poor...and so on.
If watching your friends make them up isn't enough, there is a show on MTV called "Yo Yomma" where the best jokes win.
Here are examples of some classic yo momma jokes.
Yo Momma's so fat she saw a bus go bye and shouted, "stop that twinkie!"
Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Momma's so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, "Where did the heat go?"
Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.
An endless series of jokes beggining with "yo momma so..." and ending in a custom punchline. jokes include, but are not limited to:
Yo momma so fat...
Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
Yo momma so old...
You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.
common Yo momma jokes:
Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."
Yo momma so slutty, even Snooki can't keep up.
Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.