imma let you go

I allow you to think that I don't want to hold you up, while in reality I'm the one that's ready to get off the phone.

Phone conversation...
A: It's been a while since I was in that area. Girl let me tell you...You got a minute?
B: Naw, Imma let you go!
A: I'm fine! I can take a break.
B: Naw, just call me later, we can talk then! (Won't answer the phone later...)

Fuck-you-go-round

A cycle of horrible events that follow each other without delay.

While driving you switch lanes to get to the fast lane and the other lane becomes the fast. Then you switch back the other lane becomes the fast lane. Followed by hitting you head off the steering wheel do to anger. Then swerving pissed off into the next lane but only hitting someone elses car. Followed by paying for court and damages. And getting dicked by the cops. Therefore stuck in an endless fuck-you-go-round

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Are you going to finish that croissant?

Are You Going To Finish That Croissant?, also referred as "Cwosant," is a line from mispronunciation of the word croissant said by Carl Wheezer from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius on Nickelodeon. It is commonly used in YouTube Poop remix videos.

Are you going to finish that croissant? I really want it.

Are You Going To Scarborough Fair?

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme. Just Kidding, this is what nerds like me randomly ask people every day just to see if they are cultured enough to know the response.

Scarborough Fair is a ballad about a man in medieval times trying to attain his true love, Scarborough Fair is also a fair that was held at Redcliffe Farm, Scarborough before it was shut down in 1788.

ME: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
CULTURED PERSON: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme

You go on without me

The best excuse to look good and run away ever!

P1:Stay with me!
P2: you go on without me...
P1: OK (*walks off*)
P2: Yay! (*runs away*)

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Here you go turkeys

what you say before mooning turkeys

Kyle: Here you go turkeys
*moons them*

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If you know you go

The best spots are that way because they are little-known gems.

The term is shorthand for “if you don’t know about insert amazing place to surf/skate/mountain bike/climb/board/fish then I am not going to be the one to tell you.”

dude 1: "... hey bro where'd you surf today?"
dude 2: "Old faithfuls. It was firing - sick barrels, hardly anyone out"
dude 1: "Oh noice. Where the heck is that place? Someone else was sayin' it was going off the other day"
dude 2: "If you know you go..."