Do you like hobbies?

Something you say during an awkward pause in conversation in attempt to start conversation. However this will just make the conversation more awkward and draw attention to the pause.

Person 1:"Yeah, that was by far the best Family Guy episode ever."

Person 2:"Yeah for sure."

Person1:"......."

Person2:"......."

Person1:"So....do you like hobbies?"

Person2:"Um? Yes."

Person1:"......."

Person2:"......."

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how much you like?

a southern phrase that when translated literally it means "how much longer do you have", "how much longer do you think", or just "how much longer?" This a usually a question of time.

Dad: How much you like on them dishes boy?
Son: Bout done pop!

Woman: Honey, I know you're excited to leave for the bluegrass festival but I HAVE to finish this laundry!!
Man: Well, how much you like?
Woman: About 20 more minutes

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Do you like jazz?

A discreet way to ask if you're a swinger, or into non-monogamous relationships.

"I was at this bar, kinda drunk, and the bartender asked me, "do you like jazz?' How did he know my partner and I were swingers?"

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Do you like to party?

When someone asks if you “party” they are asking if you do drugs. They are not talking about marijuana because marijuana is so common that it is not considered to be a drug. When someone asks if you party they are asking if you do cocaine or meth, which are two of the most common drugs used in Los Angeles.

Someone comes up to you and asks "Do you like to party?". To which you smile and say yes. You then follow them into the bathroom and lock the doors that cut up some lines and snort cocaine.

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It's Not Rape If You Like It ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A way of creeping out one of your friends. Preferably one who isn't perverted.

Person 1: "Hey how are you doing today?"
Person 2: "It's not rape if you like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Person 1: "Oh god!" ~runs away~

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wouldn’t you like to know?

A way of coyly flirting with someone. Yu can impress them with your secret knowledge

Guy: “I’m pretty good with my hands”
Girl: “Are you?”

Guy: “Well, wouldn’t you like to know? ;)”

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do you like milk

An innocent video which turns into a world record of cum shot out of a dick into a vagina.

I fapped pretty hard to do you like milk.

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