riding your dick

ADJ. someone who is flurting with you in a sexual manner

That girls riding your dick.

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showing your dick

Similiar in meaning to the phrase "showing your ass", which according to Urban Dictionary def.#2 is "making yourself look like a jackass or an asshole, being a dick. embarrassing yourself or the people you are with in public or in front of other people, usually by doing something socially unacceptable. exposing your true colors in a negative way. also, having a nasty attitude in a public setting."

However, the difference is "actually being an asshole, actually being a dick, not being embarassed by that fact despite it being socially unacceptable, exposing your true colors in a bluntly truthful way; appropriately lacking tact where tact is not warranted; calling out shit like it is".

i.e. "Eric, you're showing your dick again."

"Yeah, Eric, you're such a dick."

"At least I won't bullshit you."

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Smoking with your dick

When you just feel like you have to smoke an L and you go into your back yard or nearby park (usually on a school day) and you blaze up alone. But then you realize that you have your dick with you and it's all good.

It was Wednesday afternoon and I just couldn't wait until Friday night so I called some friends to hit and L with me but they were doing homework so I went over to that park around the corner and wound up just smoking with my dick. It was pretty chill.

Guy 1: Smoking with your dick is lame. You have nothing to do when you're high!
Guy 2: Are you joking?

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betray your dick

1. A false threat. Completely meaningless.
2. Team killing someone in a team game (namely Halo).

I'm 'a betray your dick.

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Jaggin Your dick

To jerk on or pull on the male reproductive organ.

1)STOP JAGGIN YOUR DICK!
2)I caught ya MUDDA JAGGIN RUDY'S DICK.

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Your dick a toothpick

A phrase worse than your family tree LGBT you will destroy the universe

Robby: ur mom gay
Dan: your dad lesbian
Robby: your granny tranny
Dan: your pappy trappy
Robby: your sister a mister
Dan: your family tree LGBT
Robby: your dick a toothpick
*Dan Cums to the point where he drowns in it*

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Your Dick Is Talking

A man saying something extremely stupid about a girl

Ex: "Nicki Minaj's ass is real"

"Bro, your dick is talking"

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