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suck your nans left onion

The act of sucking on your grandma's left booby.

Donald was told to 'go suck your nans left onion!

by Paedo69 December 23, 2017

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your nans cheeks cause earthquakes

when your nan claps her cheeks they cause earthquakes on the moon

Human 1: your nans cheeks cause earthquakes
Human 2: I know

by cranekick May 25, 2020


ww2 bomb explosion in your nans bedroom

Men’s fragrance created by the one and only @yejisoos on tiktok

Person 1: yo dude you smell so scrumptious today 😩😩
Person 2: yeah dude that’s cause I’m wearing the designer fragrance: WW2 bomb explosion in your Nans bedroom

Person 3: oh dayum I love that stuff I need to buy some 😩😩😍😍

by Thejaemin May 23, 2021


Your nan a man

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian,your grandpap a trap, and your sister a mister combined negates any no u given and destroys the universe and recreates it in seconds

Me: "Your mom gay lol"
Todd: "No u"
Me: "Your nan a man"
Todd: *erased from existance*

by No u lol March 14, 2018


your nan sells Avon

when your nan sells avon

when your nan sells avon

by that edp445 man May 27, 2022


your nans a kebab

if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random

rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”

by heartzforpoppy September 26, 2022


shave your nan

A phrase used by LEWIS which means you should shave your nan;)

"Oi you, go shave your nan!"

by John the bum whikew January 7, 2018