fill your pants

to shit your pants, but when it is not yer fault; like when I was between 3 and 8 years old, my older cousins would not allow me to use the toilet, by locking the door on me forever, and Iwould be forced to fill my pants. That would get me in trouble because I was considered too old to fill my pants...onetime at a family get together, I was left no choice but to crap in the front yard of my own house, and I got in trouble for that too...fukkin bastard cousins.

"What's that smell, Jeff did you fill your pants again ?"
"Daddy, Kim & Ricky locked me out again !"
"We did not, he filled his pants !!"

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Collapse your pants

To be so suprised you defecate all over yourself

Tom- "Dude she had the biggest boobs I have ever seen!!!"
Adrian- "Man don't collapse your pants!"

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drop your pants

Originally started to define a rebelliously-silly style of Punk music (ie NOFX, Propagandhi, Vandals) but now extends to anything political which doesnt take itself intirely seriously.

"this song is so drop-your-pants"
"it's drop-your-pants!"
"I'm gonna drop my pants for the government!"
"Noam Chomsky is a drop-your-pants kinda guy"

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Peep your pants

To both pee and poop your pants at the same time.

You were so excited the hot girl knew your name, it made you peep your pants!

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panorama in your pants

The results of extreme diarrhoea

Hey, Francis, look at Tom's pants: He's sh*t into them, now you have a real panorama in your pants!

sneeze in your pants

cumming into your own pants

Guy "Oi mate did you just sneeze in your pants?"
guy2 "Yeah I couldn't hold it in."

wreck your pants

To have explosive diarrhea in one's pants

If you eat too much mexican food then you may wreck your pants and need to change before Joannie's big shindig.

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