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One of the best things ever said by anyone ever.
Hasanabi, thank you so much for invented the phrase "you dumb cracker bitch" you are a legend
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To Want To Fuck, But Not Fuck A Random Stranger. ;)
"Go Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch, I WANT TO FUCK YOU!"
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When somebody calls you a bitch, you gotta stand yo ground. This simple phrase completely uno-reverses somebody calling you a bitch. Don't overuse it tho. It could lead to endless bitching...
Definition: Official Bitch Reverse
Person 1: Why you over here lookin' like a bitch?
Person 2: Who you callin' a bitch? Bitch!
Person 1: (0_0)
August 24th is a day where those who have the inability to spit game or riz up can come together and celebrate bad they are at attracting those of the opposite/same sex
John: bro have fun celebrating
Michael: celebrating what?
John: national you get no bitches day unlike you I can't celebrate cause I actually get bitches
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A start of a giant paragraph about someone who has over 300 confirmed sniper kills, is a secret service soldier, contacting his spies and CIA, talking about how he is a top soldier on the Marines, and has a catchphrase, saying “the storm” showing that he will bring all hell on you. You better watch out, he’s gonna kill you.
Person: dude you suck at fortnite kys
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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When you come around looking for money when you're broke but nobody ever sees yo ass when you're rich.
Nigga last month you didn't chill round here at all riding yo' Escalade and shit but now the rent's due and you all up in our grills. Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch.
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Used when upset with another person, with no intention whatsoever of using a knife to literally cut them. Started with a 20-somethings white girl with a bad attitude only when appropriate. Pair with a gangsta roll- this one is a classic.
Erika: "Angie, I don't think I'm going out tonight, I just don't feel that well, and last night was pretty rough."
Angie: "I'll cut you... I'LL CUTTA BITCH!
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