Zipper Blasting

An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.

"Where is Dave tonight?"
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."

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Zipper Trick

Slyly poke your dick out of your zipper, in the dark, then request the aid of a female with your 'stuck' zipper who then touches your dick.

I totally pull the zipper trick off on Christine last night, was awesome!

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zipper heads

derogitory term for anyone of asian decent

lets go torch those zipper heads
-full metal jacket

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Zipper Boner

when the zipper on your hoodie, pants, ect. folds and sticks out making it look like you have a boner

crap i have a zipper boner!

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zipper sniffer

A homosexual man.
See also: mattress muncher, pillow biter, shirt lifter, arse/ass bandit, freckle bandit, turd burglar, donut puncher etc (feel free to add).

Elton John is a self-confessed paid up card carrying member of the zipper sniffer brigade.

zipper hawking

Girls checking out a guys package through his tight jeans. Female equivalent of guys checking out cameltoes.

"Hey, Rhonda... lets go to the club and do a little zipper hawking."

zipper effect

The chain reaction caused during the last 10-15 seconds of class when someone loudly zips their backpack, this in turn causes everyone around him to look up at the clock and immediately start packing.

Guy 1: Class was taking forever today, I had to resort to the zipper effect.

Guy 2: Works every time.

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